Saturday, May 05, 2007

Sssssshhhhhhh.....he's sleeping


There is a fifteen pound tortoise asleep in my room. Can’t say I’ve ever had this problem before. In Congo, I never had much in the way of animal problems because there was not much in the way of animals. I hated to be the one to break it to my nephew that I didn’t see many animals in Congo – unless they were being carried back from a hunt cut in two, and even then I wondered how they managed to kill it since they’re so few large animals left (needless to say, I kept this last nugget of information to myself). This is not to say that Burundi is crawling with wildlife. It just happens that the hotel I’m staying in has a tortoise that walks around, always seemingly with a resolute sense of purpose. This is the second time he’s waltzed across my porch and into my room. Earlier today he was lounging in my doorway, perhaps trying to escape some French kids who picked him up moments earlier. Unfortunately for him they spotted him, retrieved him, dropped him, then lost interest. He wandered off into the hotel grounds. As I sat on my computer in my little living area an hour later, he walked by, circled a chair, then went into my bedroom. He’s been sleeping in a corner ever since. I was actually a little concerned that he was dead, since he’s been there for a few hours. Maybe the drop from the French kids took him out, I theorized. So I snuck up behind him, kneeled to the ground, and listened for signs of life. In the silence, his sleeping tortoise breaths sounds like an old man.

He stayed there until I was ready for bed. At which point I went to the hotel bar and had a staff member help me escort him outside. When I work up the next morning, he was sleeping on my porch. I guess he likes me.


2 comments:

John Gerard Sapodilla said...

HOW TO PICK A TORTOISE - ASK GAIL

Gail: he wants his breakfast, give him some lettuce. I lost my tortoise the red eared one..maybe it's him. check it out

Strudel: they stole yours. go see the pet-shop

Gail: he has a red stripe on each side of face

Gail: found him in the road to Sciacca, lives in the palude, the swamp. I gave him a nice pond, but got out and ran away. Dug under neath the netting, think he's gone next door to the lawyer

Strudel : you should have tied a red ribbon

Gail: when gardener found him last year he was fucking frightened of him. Now he's run away again

Strudel : they can chomp your finger indeed

Gail: only if u don't know how to pick him up, get him from the back

Strudel : HOW TO PICK A TORTOISE - ASK GAIL

Gail: yep

Strudel : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THE BACK ? HOLD TAIL AND PULL?

Gail: from the back, hold him in middle of shell

Strudel : OKAY YOU POSITION YOURSELF BACK OF HIM , THEN ?

Gail: read

Strudel : YOUR HAND UNDER HIS BELLY?

Gail: nooooooooo

Gail: one hand, fingers each side of shell

Strudel : GRIP HIS SHELL ?

Gail: hold on tight

Gail: he will wiggle

Strudel : SHELL WILL COME OUT

Gail: his little legs will start moving fast

Strudel : AND TORTOISE WILL BREAK

Gail: like the big eagles

Strudel : I AM NOT SURE HE WILL APPRECIATE

Gail: they pick up tortoises take them up high in the air and then let go...they fall and break...gobble gobble gobble

Strudel : SOUP 'S READY

Carl said...

Hey Sarah, how are you? I only just started monitoring my blog again and I saw your comment.

What are you going to be doing in London?